MasterLock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[AAF "Glow" Collab]

Watch out, it's an honest review!

Graphics: Hey cool, pictures of anatomically incorrect people with no line consistency with movieclipped lip syncing, and on rare occasions, MOVIE CLIPPED PEOPLE WAVING THEIR ARMS WITH MOVIECLIPPED LIP SYNCING! I actually found one part that had the lip syncing that matched the song, and it was the bomb one.

Style: My mistake, I forgot that music video collabs were totally original.

Sound: This song sucks.

Violence: What violence?

Interactivity: You would've gotten a 2 if the menu buttons weren't so damn choppy.

Humor: Nothing made me laugh, I just got a kick out of seeing this on front page.

Sorry if the truth hurts.

itsjms responds:

Wow.. screw you fag...

[Gilgamesh]

Pretty good.

Nice anatomy, but the whole thing could be smoothed up a bit.

Was this like a school project or something?

[LL- Ultimate Anime Collab]

ararar u clox crew r so gay11!

Yeah anyway, the Flash sucked extreme cock, but mostly because it was a spam Flash with just Cloud and MP3. Some of the jokes were lol, such as MP3 with his guitar whoring and such.

Still 5'd it though. We'd probably copy you and make one too, but we just don't have the attention spans, seeing as all of us are lazy sluts.

-MasterLock

PirateClock responds:

"but mostly because it was a spam Flash "

Hello ClockCrew

[LL - Cave Story]

Cave Story.

Best game ever. Can't wait for the PSP one. Also does the island ever actually fall? I never beat Hell so I don't know.

AutobotLock responds:

It doesn't fall if you beat the guy in hell. I can't say what happens if you don't, I always won against the guy.

[This is sparta!]

Ska Lock?

Where have you been? I miss your "The Fire" collab!

-MasterLock

KwikToon responds:

woah

[300]

Haha wow.

I thought I was the only one who thought words were weird when said a lot.

[:: Smokin' Smokers ::]

You raise a good point this time. This time.

-Redraw Foamy, you haven't done it in like 3 fucking years.
-Trace bitmapping backgrounds = fail
-Make Foamy not blink 5 times/second.
-At least it's not about sexually exploiting Germaine to attract horny 12 year olds this time.

I am almost certain this review will get deleted, since the review mods seem to be siding with Illwillpress and delete everything lower than a 10.

[1337Matt eats melons]

Fire mages suck.

ewwwffhd gud falsh though

-BaconML
-MasterLock
->:(

TruffleClock responds:

i call 911 you kil my cat

[Tomato Trick]

Not quite worth the score...

Considering the length. Still funny as hell.

100th review on this movie woo.

[SkullHead Toast]

I liked it.

It was...cute? I don't know. The lines and stuff could be tidied up a bit, otherwise it was good.